THE LEGAL NONSENSE: 1. YOU AFFIRM THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE OR WHATEVER IS CONSIDERED OF LEGAL ADULT AGE IN YOUR JURISDICTION.
2. YOU AGREE THAT VIEWING ADULT-ORIENTED MATERIALS DOES NOT IN ANY WAY VIOLATE THE STANDARDS OF DECENCY OF THE COMMUNITY IN WHICH YOU RESIDE, NOR WHERE YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING THIS MATERIAL. 3. YOU CERTIFY THAT YOU ARE NOT IN ANY WAY OFFENDED BY ADULT-ORIENTED MATERIALS, AND IF YOU ARE, THEN YOU'LL QUICKLY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 4. YOU STATE THAT YOU WILL NOT ALLOW MINORS TO HAVE ACCESS TO THESE PAGES IN ANY WAY. 5. BY AGREEING YOU FOREGO ANY CLAIMS AGAINST THIS SITE AND ITS OWNERS AND HOLD SAME HARMLESS. AND YADDA YADDA YADDA BLAH BLAH BLAH AND SO ON AND SO FORTH AD INFINITUM, AD NAUSEUM. |
